forgive me for MAULING YOUR UNBORN CHILD WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received
this letter from AN OLD MOLDY MAN on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, I WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!! Here's SOME ICECREAM.
NOT!

HAHA.

YOU DON'T GET ICECREAM.

YOUR TOO FAT.



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1. MURDER SOMEONES BABY 3 times!


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2. BEAT SOME PIGS WITH A STICK 6 times!!


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Did you SMACK UP A HOBO? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be THROWN INTO A FIRE AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone LOVES. This one has been going since MY GERBIL DIED.
and if you break this chain, you will HAVE AN UNCONTROLLABLE BLATTER AND WET YOURSELF NONSTOP!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.


First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
HER HEAD RIPPED OPEN BY THE MAIL-MAN. She had HER SPLEEN TIED AROUND HER PANCREAS BY THE TIME THE FUZZ FOUND HER. when she got this mail she FLICKED OFF THE MAIL-MAN. She just thought, no big deal. The next day THE MAIL-MAN CAME UP BEHIND HER WITH A CHAINSAW. BY THE TIME HE WAS THROUGH WITH HER SHE WAS SO MESSED UP THAT THE SENATE HAD TO MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR HER TO HAVE AN OPEN COFFIN FUNERAL.

Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average SERIAL KILLER. Had EYES THAT WOULD PIERCE STRAIT INTO YOUR SOUL, was
short and chubby, AND SMELLED LIKE DYING PORK. All the signs of
your total PSYCHOPATH MURDERER. He also received this letter AND SHOVED IT INTO SOMEONES EYE. Now, like NOT Barbra , WAS TRYING TO SHANK A girl since
3rd grade. The next day after SHOVING THE LETTER INTO SOMEONES EYE HE SHOVED THE girlS FACE INTO A BLENDER.
HE grew up and GOT AWAY WITH MURDERING AT LEAST 16 married COUPLE BEFORE HE WAS CAUGHT BY THE FUZZ.


Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others BECAUSE THEY ARE STUPID MORONS, THESE PEOPLE ARE EVEN MORE RETARDED.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a FAT kid, not A MAIL-MAN FLICKER OFFER but not a SERIAL KILLER either. he was just FAT. He saw he had mail from his OTHER FAT LONELY friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a STUPID kid and he THOUGHT HE KNEW what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he WAS GOING TO SINGLE HANDEDLY HUNT DOWN AND TORTURED BY THE FBI! Then his dad came home and SHOT HIM IN THE LEG! His mom TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS PLANNING TO GET HIM ABORTED, BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE HE WAS BORN EARLIER THAN EXPECTED! His grandmother TRIED TO POISON HIM,
and his best friend WAS RIPPED APART AND EATEN BY WOLVES.
Then hIS aunt SECRETLY INJECTED HIM WITH SPEED WILE HE WAS SLEEPING! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush TURNED OUT TO BE A SECRET AGENT, AND THEN BROUGHT HIM TO THE FBI TO BE BRUTALLY TORTURED FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, and HE NEVER STOPPED CRYING ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like THAT DEAD CHICK, but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting TO SHANK IN THE FACE. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-


0 people- YOU WONT BE TOTALLY DAMNED TO HELL.

1 person- you will GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE!!!!!


10 people- YOUR FRIENDS WILL LEAVE YOU TO DIE!!!!!



15 people- your crush GET RAN OVER BY A GIANT SUV.



20 people- your crush will SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST.



25 people- your crush will KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PARENTS.



30 people - Your crush will KILL YOUR CHILDREN!



35 people or more- All of the above!! Plus, YOUR DAMNED TO HELL.



Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to DIE! Have everything NOTHING wanted, and LESS! Now, START complaining
cus u dont have MUCH MORE TIME TO LIVE. You have no friends. Well GO KILL YOURSELF. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and SEND VIRUSES TO THERE COMPUTERS, WHICH WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF MURDERING ALL THERE FRIENDS BECAUSE THEIR COMPUTER IS THEIR ONLY FRIEND! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour TO LIVE!

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I see you hiding, hiding in your little hole. Get outta there.

gaia's fat.

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I see you hiding, hiding in your little hole. Get outta there.

Your never on Gaia anymore Dx

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Moooved ~

forgive me for this
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received
this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact
copy,

this

really

works!!!!



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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times!


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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.


First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.


Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.


Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour

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Art is what makes the world go round
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Rosco: *sleeping on couch*
Max: *grins and jumps on Rosco* WAKE UP!!!!! XD
Rosco: Oo!!!!!
LR: Oo!!! *glomps Max*
Max: @_@

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I see you hiding, hiding in your little hole. Get outta there.

Hola, moo face.

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I see you hiding, hiding in your little hole. Get outta there.

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Art is what makes the world go round
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Rosco: *sleeping on couch*
Max: *grins and jumps on Rosco* WAKE UP!!!!! XD
Rosco: Oo!!!!!
LR: Oo!!! *glomps Max*
Max: @_@